Anonymous asked: I’m pretty shy/quiet, can you give me some advice on how to talk/what to talk about with POTs and SDs?
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
I will preface this article saying there’s nothing wrong with being shy and quiet as character traits. But I’m going to give a little bit of a tough love moment:…
I’m an escort, not an SB, but I see a lot of clients for multi-hour/dinner date sessions. I’m also shy and quiet, yet I’m wildly successful and the most highly rated escort in my age range in my state.
My number-one advice is to learn to smile knowingly. I have a reputation as being serene and mysterious, when I’m really just quiet and introverted. I speak softly, ask questions that encourage the client to do most of the talking without noticing that they ARE doing the talking, and only speak when I actually have something to say. Chatty and bubbly will only get you so far- if the client/pot is left wanting to learn more about you, you have him in your grasp.
Beware of those girls charging less than 300 an hour for their time or taking half hour appointments.
Those girls are on heroine.
They are very good at hiding their addictions but you bet, those women charging 250 or less for their time are addicts. Don’t be cheap, never see a girl for under…
Hi. Where are you working? I charge $280 in Salt Lake City and $240 in Portland because the sex work market there is pretty well over-run. I’m not on heroin. I’m trying not to get pissy because I don’t know where you’re from, and if you’re in Canada, saying ‘under $300 is too cheap!’ would make sense. If you’re in the states, though, saying any amount means the escort is on drugs is shockingly insensitive and inaccurate.
Anyone ever used birchbox???
Thinking about the basic box a month but just curious if it’s actually products you would use??
Opinions vary- I cancelled mine because they kept sending me shit like hair ties, candy, designer sandwich bags, and stationery. I’m here for the full-sized samples! But my sister loves her Birchbox, and gets cool stuff like lip gloss and expensive moisturizers and stuff. Sometime it’s good, and sometimes it’s a waste of ten bucks.
However- it comes in a cute little box, and feels like you’re getting a present in the mail every month.
I forgot to add- I look like pure sex tonight. My hair is doing the Veronica Lake thing I like, and I’m wearing this magical dress I own that renders me 100 percent visible to human eyes. Seriously, I put it on, and suddenly everyone can see me.
So, this chick had better not flake, or it’ll be a tragic waste of my good looks and time.
I have a date tonight- some girl off Tinder. I get to the bar at three minutes before 9 for our 9:00 date. At 9, she texts to say she just got home and needs to shower, so she’ll be there around 9:45-10:00, is that okay?
Escorting has wrecked me for tolerating tardiness- my first impulse was to be like, ‘well then, looks like you’re going to have to re-schedule with me for some time next week; I’ll let you know when I have a time-slot free.’
Ugh, people who don’t respect my time AND aren’t going to pay me? I’d better get lots of drinks and possibly boob-touches out of this!