I sell my sparkling personality.

crunchwrapmistress:

2-shane-s

I have a confession- I like when cute young fellows have receding hairlines. I don’t know why. I guess it just makes them look serious and a little prim, like girls with glasses and chignons.

crunchwrapmistress:

2-shane-s

I have a confession- I like when cute young fellows have receding hairlines. I don’t know why. I guess it just makes them look serious and a little prim, like girls with glasses and chignons.

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morehomoplease:

wish I could get some nice tumblr friends but i’m too socially anxious to start conversations

Hi, morehomoplease, what did you do today?

I just had a very sweet young client, and we were chatting in bed, talking about our childhoods. I said I grew up in the desert, and he was like, ‘me, too! I’m from Kuwait. Well, I’m not really Kuwaiti. My dad is Kuwaiti and Persian, my mom is Persian and German. And I’m one sixteenth Irish!’

I think I found the non-white equivalent of ‘I’m one sixteenth Cherokee!’. Except, who brags about being Irish? Everyone lighter than tan in the US is whitebread pasty Irish. But he has a fetish for red hair and freckles, and spent the hour touching my face and marveling at my nose-bridge freckles. I just got Irish-American fetishized. It was awesome.

http://toomuchperfume.tumblr.com/post/98661686415/a-potential-client-wrote-me-this-morning-very

virgosb:

toomuchperfume:

A potential client wrote me this morning, very apologetically asking if I would be willing to accept a Visa gift card instead of cash, as he wants to pay with a credit card. I suggested he send me an Amazon gift card via email, and he was delighted. We set up a time for this evening, I gave my…

Just be careful. I’ve seen reports that they can pull the money later and remove it from your amazon account.

I’ve been checking around, and I can’t see how they can take it back once you’ve got it in your account. Do they claim it was an accident, and have it returned?

A potential client wrote me this morning, very apologetically asking if I would be willing to accept a Visa gift card instead of cash, as he wants to pay with a credit card. I suggested he send me an Amazon gift card via email, and he was delighted. We set up a time for this evening, I gave my general address, and we agree to talk again a few hours closer to the session.

I just checked my email, and what do I find? He already sent payment plus a tip! He’s got a lot of trust in internet ladies if he’s comfortable sending a few hundred dollars to a girl who’s address he does not yet have.

I’m pretty excited. Yeah, I need cash for rent, but I wanted someone to buy me an X-pole on Amazon, and this should do it.