i’m a hoe? a HERMES HOE (that ya Dad bought me)
a slut? a weekend in ST. LUCIA SLUT (with your Dad)
a whore? a candlelight dinner on the WATERFRONT WHORE (with your Dad as well, i ordered your fav meal)
#trustfundthot #wheresyourdad #notwithyourmother
all of this
The whole ‘You insulted me, so I fucked your dad!’ sexwork trope is so weird to me. Like, if our dads were loaded, why would we be doing sexwork at all? If my dad could take his lover on holiday and buy her an Hermes bag, I’m pretty sure I’d be in some expensive private college with my rent pre-paid, not chatting up old men and worrying about whether I shaved my asscrack well enough.