I sell my sparkling personality.

I feel that the higher your intelligence is…

teressaxo:

younggiftedafricanqueen:

yokhakidfiasco:

modernsagittarian:

The harder it is to sleep.
The less REAL friends you will have.
The easier it is to see through everyone’s bullshit.
The more likely you are going to be annoyed by people.
The more you value being alone.
The harder it is to deal with the worlds ignorance.

This applies to me oh so heavily.

my life

I relate spiritually af

This applies to me except for that I’m dumb.

(via yeah-rather-not)

theong:

cassel: you craven, you can’t use a child as a hostage

theon: [looks into the camera like in the office]

(via rhollortakethewheel)

stunningpicture:

Air strike about to hit a gray, concrete building of moderate height in Gaza City.

stunningpicture:

Air strike about to hit a gray, concrete building of moderate height in Gaza City.

nogodsonequeen:

"submissive" men.

Oh my god. This. This, hundreds of times a year.

nogodsonequeen:

"submissive" men.

Oh my god. This. This, hundreds of times a year.

cookiemonsterwillkillyou:

toomuchperfume:

portlandvalentine:

Sugar is a good money model. I think this is from last year, because of all the old 100s. I’m cleaning up my phone and found this but I don’t think I ever posted it. 

Your cat is so pretty!

So is posting money with pets the new things?

It’s been a sexworker thing since longer than I’ve been a sexworker!

cookiemonsterwillkillyou:

toomuchperfume:

portlandvalentine:

Sugar is a good money model. I think this is from last year, because of all the old 100s. I’m cleaning up my phone and found this but I don’t think I ever posted it. 

Your cat is so pretty!

So is posting money with pets the new things?

It’s been a sexworker thing since longer than I’ve been a sexworker!

portlandvalentine:

Sugar is a good money model. I think this is from last year, because of all the old 100s. I’m cleaning up my phone and found this but I don’t think I ever posted it. 

Your cat is so pretty!

portlandvalentine:

Sugar is a good money model. I think this is from last year, because of all the old 100s. I’m cleaning up my phone and found this but I don’t think I ever posted it. 

Your cat is so pretty!

(via highvoltage--inmylips)

Anonymous asked: I want to be call girl but my body is not the best. About 150 pounds lost, had a big tummy tuck which left some scars. Breast augmentation which also left scars, so do you think that would still be a client help from someone like me?

secretcallgirl:

It’s absolutely fine.

  • Clients never really see your body until they’ve actually paid you
  • Clients don’t really care about what your body looks like. They’re paying you for a service - that’s what yo need to be good at, your body is not all that relevant. When clients email you, they’ll always ask about the services you offer and the things you will do - they rarely ask about the details of your body unless is specifically has to do with a fetish or a preference or kink or something (e.g. sometimes guys ask your bra size because they specifically want a ‘busty’ girl for their experience, but I’ve literally only ever been asked this once)

One of the most popular girls in Salt Lake City has augmented breasts complete with lumpy scars, a C-section scar, a tummy tuck scar, and apparently a stretch-mark-y butt? But she’s still incredibly popular and well-thought-of, and makes buckets of money. It’s not about having a flawless, centerfold-ready body. It’s about being sweet, genuine, caring, and giving fantastic head.